November 18 is Married to a Scorpio Support Day. My hubby and I are both Scorpios, so I thought this would be a fun blog topic.
Here are 3 Essential Tips for Surviving Your Scorpio Marriage
1. Never Lie. Never. If you tell a Scorpio you're "five minutes away," you have exactly 300 seconds. If you're late, do not invent a story about traffic, a flat tire, or a sudden swarm of bees. They already know.
2. Your Secret is Their Secret... Forever. Did you mention that embarrassing thing you did in third grade? That information is now locked in a vault deeper and more secure than Fort Knox. It will only be brought up three decades from now, mid-argument, as the single, most devastating truth bomb in human history. Be prepared.
3. Learn the Art of the "Intense Stare." Scorpios don't need words. They communicate via a penetrating look that can either mean "I love you and want to merge souls forever," or "I am currently calculating the value of all your worldly possessions." The trick is knowing the difference. (Hint: there is no difference.) Note: "I've been told that people feel like I'm looking into their soul."
So, on this November 18 run a bath, put on a movie that you chose (when they’re not home), and pour a glass of something strong. You are married to a complex, magnificent creature of depth and shadow.
On the other hand, my hubby is the most generous, funniest guy I know. He would give you the shirt off his back while telling you funny "dad" jokes.
Happy Birthday, Honey! Nov. 16
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Comment with one funny thing that your spouse or significant other said that gave you a HUGE reaction.
Coming 11/24
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